Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Headline from the future


Massive Global Cooling caused by Americans


Fact: The greedy Americans hog the sunshine for half a day, every day of the year, leaving only half a day of sunshine for the other half of the world.

Why should the western hemisphere enjoy half of the sunshine when most of the world's population is on the other side of the world?

Profound question indeed.

Americans should be ashamed of themselves.

The UN has proposed a Sunshine Tax on America to spread the sunshine around the rest of the world.

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