MY WISH LIST IF I HAD THE JOB

Job Opening: Führer of Oregon's CPS

Post Code: D702
Announcement Number: LEHS8534
Classification Number: Z7016
Open: 05/6/2008
Close: OPEN UNTIL FILLED
Location: Salem
Availability: Full Time

PRINCIPAL EXECUTIVE/MANAGER I
(Director of Children, Adults and Family Division)

$7,350 - $11,383 MONTHLY

http://www.oregon.gov/DHS/jobs/LEHS8534.shtml

I can tell you this much, if one of our people could score this job, it would be heaven on earth.

MY WISH LIST IF I HAD THE JOB-

Just imagine being able to fire whole office-fulls of evil people. Charge them with Federal Capital Crimes. Direct any good ones to drop false allegations like a lead potato.

Any real cases, Kinship First with no hassles.

REMOVE THE ALLEGED PERPETRATOR. Let the KIDS "be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects" as their FOURTH Amendment Right.

Knock off the blaming the other parent for "allowing" the alleged "abuse" or "neglect". Usually the allegation is FALSE to begin with, and in the rare REAL case, almost NEVER does the other parent know or even suspect.

Provide real SERVICES. Shit-can the ridiculous parenting classes and piss tests for people who do not have a parenting or drug problem.

Establish an agency culture of SERVICE, courtesy and respect. Be decent human beings. Shit-can the Satan Worshipers and Rabid Man Haters.

Hire only people who ARE PARENTS. No single, unmarried or person of "alternate lifestyle".

Psych Exams for the CPS employees, Psych Examiners, Judges, Lawyers.

Ban Psych Exams for people, since they are UNCONSTITUTIONAL and a FRAUD anyway.

Stop the FRAUD, scams, lying, coercion.

Stop the "evidence" fabrication from thin air. Any CPS employee who does that is a CRIMINAL and should go straight to prison.

Establish what MORALS are, and what ETHICS are (certainly NOT "situational")

Teach CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS and why agents who are out to enter into AMERICAN HOMES had sure better get SEARCH WARRANTS specific to what the alleged CRIME is.

On that subject, investigate CRIMES ONLY. No fishing expeditions, liberal interpretation of what an INFRACTION might be.

DEFINE what a DIRTY HOUSE IS. Is there even a law?

How many cats is OK? Dogs? Birds? Any pets at all?

Bring COMMON SENSE, compassion, understanding, and patience to SOCIAL WORK.

Being a Christian is OK! Spanking is OK!

NO DIAGNOSING "mental illnesses". This is the #1 tool of Character Assassination. Any CPS person or "educator" practicing medicine (if you can call psychiatry that) without a license is a CRIME, and should go straight to prison for it.

No Unauthorized Practice of Law by threatening people with TPR to get them to "volunteer" to waive their Constitutional RIGHTS! Any CPS person practicing "law" without a license is a CRIMINAL and should go straight to prison for it.

FOR MOST CASES, KEEP THE COPS AND THE COURTS OUT OF IT! They are a completely unnecessary over-lay on HELPING PEOPLE. Cops and courts are for Fascists, not Social Work. If you don't know the difference, get a job you are suitable for, like cleaning toilets.

In REAL CASES where there are REAL CRIMES, treat them as such, not as pretended mental illnesses that need "therapy". Quit the THREE RING CIRCUS and Sleight of Hand stunts.

Real Crimes ARE what cops and courts are for, not Social Work.

TELL PEOPLE WHAT THEY ARE DOING WHEN THEY VOLUNTEER FOR "SERVICES" or SIGNING A "VOLUNTARY SAFETY PLAN".

TELL PEOPLE WHAT THEY ARE DOING WHEN THEY WAIVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS AND LET YOU IN THE HOUSE.

TELL PEOPLE WHAT THEY ARE DOING WHEN THEY WAIVE THEIR FIFTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS AND TALK WITH YOU.

STOP THE SOAP OPERA. STOP THE CHARGE PILING. STOP THE GANGING UP ON THE "CONSUMER".

The GOAL is ALWAYS REUNIFICATION. The goal is to NEVER create a LEGAL ORPHAN unless the parents REALLY ARE real bad eggs.

The goal is NEVER to supply adopters, foster homes, or keeping the Residential Treatment beds full.

Recreational drug use and social drinking is NOT necessarily child abuse.

Being POOR is NOT NEGLECT. Provide SERVICES, not kidnap the kids. Just think of what a real family could do with the money the foster home or residential treatment center gets for them!

Just because people get insulted or mad about an allegation does NOT mean they are GUILTY.

Just because people get mad at YOU does not mean they have committed "Contempt of CPS worker" and they don't deserve retribution for it. YOU are the one who is FAILING TO COMMUNICATE PROFESSIONALLY.

Understand what people are going through. Don't expect them to act like a professional who has lost his fountain pen.

If somebody makes an allegation, INVESTIGATE THEM FIRST to see if they have an ulterior motive.

Slapping a misbehaving child's hands or swatting their bottom in a grocery store is NOT child abuse, and anybody who reports is should be told to mind their own business and charged with malicious false reporting.

If you find exonerating evidence, you INCLUDE IT in the case file, not hide it or shred it.

YOU ARE NOT GOD. YOU DON'T KNOW IT ALL. If you are CHILDLESS, you KNOW NOTHING. Remember that and conduct yourself accordingly.

Your "consumers" MAY know a hell of a lot more about child rearing than YOU. Conduct yourself accordingly. You could LEARN SOMETHING.

SPOILED ROTTEN BRATS are SPOILED ROTTEN BRATS. They are NOT "mentally ill", they do NOT have a "behavior disorder". They do NOT need to be doped out of their heads. They need their little asses warmed to a cherry red. The "behavior disorder" will go away. Guaranteed.

If you think a red welt or small, shallow bruises from spanking are abuse, YOU need red welts and bruises on YOUR ASS because YOU MISSED OUT on them when you were a kid. You Brat!

A ROTTEN THUG TEENAGER is a ROTTEN THUG TEENAGER. They do NOT need enablement from YOU. They are NOT "mentally ill". They do NOT have a "behavior disorder". They do NOT need dope. They need a Wilderness Experience, Boot Camp, or a summer helping in an institution for the severely disabled or CANCER WARDS for children and teens to learn COMPASSION and gratitude and respect for themselves and others. Self Esteem is THE PROBLEM, not the "cure".

Order a review of every case since 1974-

• Exonerate every mal-prosecuted case,
  
• order records corrected,
  
• restore people's reputations,
• apologize for falsely prosecuting them,
  
• prosecute all those who did maliciously and knowingly falsely prosecute citizens,
  
• seize their assets and MAKE FINANCIAL REPARATIONS to the falsely prosecuted,
  
• seek the DEATH PENALTY for the state actors who abused their unconstitutional positions of authority and destroyed countless innocent lives for no good reason.